"and uh yeah"
every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)
quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW


[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

i just realized that if i go to Columbia in a few years, I will have gone to TWO schools called “CU” omggggggggggggg its meant to be 

i have the bestest most amazing boyfriend (im drunk and emotional) 

missing my love <3 
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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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eonline:

Aaron Paul wins the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama for Breaking Bad.
See more of the night’s big winners!

tiasiandaly:

mistyslay:

in America, black people are being gunned down simply for being alive, gay people can’t get married/can’t get jobs, politicians say women are asking for rape, trans people are being murdered every day, Middle Easterns are suspected to be terrorists, white men are defended for shooting up schools, teenage boys are building bombs to murder family and schoolmates and yet people still have the audacity to say this is the land of the free

Holy shit.